A Global PANDEMIC
2020 was a year that will never be forgotten. A global pandemic has shut down the world, forcing people to figure out a new way of life, the kind that previously was only imagined in dystopian science fiction novels.
an enemy defeated
During this time, new enemies arose. A team of worthy adventurers banded together to challenge Zork, a foe who had been lying dormant since 1977. Under adverse conditions, including hangry hosts, bandwidth issues, toilet paper shortages, and unmasked marauders, Zork was vanquished.
trapped online
Now a new challenge has arisen. With the conquering of Zork, our fearless hosts attempted to take on Myst, but computer audio issues would not allow this to happen. Cryptic crosswords and Panda magazine have filled the void, but Brian and Ryan are still…trapped online.
Testimonials
“After defeating Zork, we were certain that we’d never find that level of excitement again. We were pleasantly surprised.”